The Inner Workings of a Very Complicated Cheeze.

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

I think from recent events that it seems to be human nature for people to kick others when they're down and also to be two-faced. Don't see much of that in the animal kingdom. Not much else to say other than I don't have any respect for these people. I'm learning who my true friends are every day.


Tuesday, May 18, 2004

The Mario Bros. Video part 4 has been released. The links have been updated in my March 31st post.

Got one of the best Spam subject lines yet:
"Living Smokers Wanted"

The semester is over and I still feel like I have no time. Seems there is constantly something that needs attention at home, mostly cleaning. And I'm starting to get real sick of it. Spent 2 hours cleaning the carpet and doing dishes last night. We have no paper plates because Miguel doesn't seem to feel like getting them (its his turn) so that means mountains of dishes everywhere. I finally finish laundry but still have to put it away. My closet reaks of the Fixer (a photography chemical) that somehow got out of its sealed container and leaked all over the other bottles on the same shelf. Nothing got ruined thankfully but its going to take a while to clean up. I've been constantly tired since Sunday night when we got back from the cabin trip this weekend. Me, Mike, Chris, Ryan and Brooke went up to 50 miles past Payson for the weekend because it was Ryan's bday. His parent's cabin that we stayed in was just darn beautiful. The whole area was pretty with its live trees and vegetation (as compared to here) and it was so peaceful and quiet with great weather. Hope you had a happy birthday! You are now numerically as old as I am!

On the way home we heard there was a wildfire and the highway was backed up and closed to one lane. By the time we got there the traffic was gone and I got a whole bunch of pictures of the fire from the car. Most of them are rather blurry...its hard to get good pics from the car. I've never seen a wildfire so up close before, its rather fascinating. I'm not saying its a good thing or anything but it was an experience. Currently its all over the news and papers.

We also saw Van Helsing on Friday. See the Sims-ulator below for my review of the movie.

Mike is going to Yuma this weekend. Sucks that we've spent only a few hours of us time together in the last few weeks. I'll prolly hit up the video games with Jason, maybe even finally finish Peak 1 in SSX3...here's to hoping. And I know there'll be more to clean at the house. I think I've almost completely forgotten how it feels to be bored. I feel drained and not very happy. Mike had to even remind me of watching the Shield tonight. I can't believe I forgot about it, I look forward to it every week. I've been quite absent-minded lately and I don't like it one bit.

Oh, and I'm still on the prowl about a new full time job. Send em my way if ya hear about any openings.

Hunger

Comfort

Hygiene

Energy

Fun

Social

Bladder

Room

Van Helsing

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Wednesday, May 12, 2004

The following topic is dedicated to all the morons at ASU that leave nasty notes on people's cars:

Parking isn't bad enough at ASU with the high prices ($150 & up) just to leave your car on some asphault and the 15 minute walk to wherever you have to go in the 120 degree death heat. But there is an unnecessary evil lurking in the parking lots. I'm talking about the assholes that leave nasty letters under the windshield wipers of yours and mine car. So if you are one of these assholes, I'd like to point out a few smidgets of information that you may not have thought about. 1) You are stupid to think that I even read these anymore, you cannot hurt my feelings when your paper is crumpled up on the ground. 2) You are littering. I believe this illegal activity is a $500 fine if you are caught and I surely hope you are one day. 3 and most important) Do you actually think I am the first person in the fucking parking lot in the morning? Because if I was, you could blame me for my retarded parking job. However, I was smack dab in the middle of the 2 cars to the side and the car in front of me. So if you can't get into the spot next to me, its not my fucking fault. Maybe you should buy a smaller car since you obviously have problems with the parking jobs. If I ever catch you littering on my car again just because you got drunk with 15 members of the opposite sex the night before your final and bombed it because the answer to #2 was not "I puked so much 3 hours ago," you can bet that your car will have a few flat tires when you get back from business at ASU. In addition, I'd like to add that every time this happens to me, I take a step back and look at my parking job, ironically I'm always inside the lines.


On a different note, here is the winner of the best spam subject line from last week:
"Do you give her enough 413143b?"

Hunger

Comfort

Hygiene

Energy

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Parking at ASU

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Monday, May 10, 2004

Got home late last night from Mike's house, took off my shoes, and started to walk upstairs to my room. Turned around to talk to roommates and felt something bite me on my toe. Looked down and saw an ant so I kicked him off and proceeded to give him the worst beat-down ever in life. That's when I noticed at least 200 of his friends next to my foot. Ugh, so tired and not wanting to deal with this. Miguel was nice enough to drive us all to Albertsons to get insect killer which is strategically in the same aisle as the other poisons and children's toys. We barely made it before 1am, because before leaving the house we had to get all the cats and food and water into my room and put the rats in a reptile tank donated by Nick. Went back home, proceeded thru the mass murder of ants, and then eventually went to bed. Tonight is gonna be fun, cleaning the rat cage (which is where the ants were going) and the carpet from the ant poison so that it doesn't hurt any of the pets. I think I'll use the garden hose on one of em, I'll let you think about which one though.

This brings me to my next point, I have a new roomy. He is Nick. He loves kitties, games, and the internet. Whee! He's fun to talk to and the best part is that Mike is cool with another guy in the house. Miguel is happy because he wanted another guy after having to deal with massive amounts of Aileen's feminine products all over the place.

I have a job interview on Thursday with the Autism Research Center downtown. They are starting up a new research project this summer and need more people. I have all my fingers crossed.

Today was the deadline for me to register with Arizona's job finder service and I completely forgot because of dealing with those stupid ants. On top of that, Nathan at work came up to me today to tell me of a new rule by student employment. Non-degree grad students have to take classes during the summer or they aren't allowed to work. So unless I fork over a few hundred dollars to the man, I lose this job too. This is because they are working on a new system in student employment that tracks VISAS. How this pertains to a US Citizen just trying to get by is beyond me but its all due to the fucking stupid Homeland Security Act. If I haven't said it before, I hate that fucking bastard known as Baby Bush. So now, he is forcing people out of jobs just because he has this notion that terrorists are everywhere and once we destroy all the little countries we'll be ok....and I think I saw Anthrax in my laundry detergent the other day. But if I loose my job, I'll have to stick with the Anthrax-ridden detergent as I cannot afford any other. For all the stupid people that found my blog by typing "I love big green monster trucks" into a search engine, those last few sentences were heavily injected with sarcasm.

I think that if I didn't have a most wonderful weekend with Mike, that I'm sure I would be purchasing a flame thrower about now so that I could at least go to jail after having some fun instead of trying to fit my belongings into a cardboard box once my house is repossessed because everybody is such a dick to me in my endeavors to stay employed.

Whee!!

Hunger

Comfort

Hygiene

Energy

Fun

Social

Bladder

Room

Bush & Unemployment

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