The following topic is dedicated to all the morons at ASU that leave nasty notes on people's cars:
Parking isn't bad enough at ASU with the high prices ($150 & up) just to leave your car on some asphault and the 15 minute walk to wherever you have to go in the 120 degree death heat. But there is an unnecessary evil lurking in the parking lots. I'm talking about the assholes that leave nasty letters under the windshield wipers of yours and mine car. So if you are one of these assholes, I'd like to point out a few smidgets of information that you may not have thought about. 1) You are stupid to think that I even read these anymore, you cannot hurt my feelings when your paper is crumpled up on the ground. 2) You are littering. I believe this illegal activity is a $500 fine if you are caught and I surely hope you are one day. 3 and most important) Do you actually think I am the first person in the fucking parking lot in the morning? Because if I was, you could blame me for my retarded parking job. However, I was smack dab in the middle of the 2 cars to the side and the car in front of me. So if you can't get into the spot next to me, its not my fucking fault. Maybe you should buy a smaller car since you obviously have problems with the parking jobs. If I ever catch you littering on my car again just because you got drunk with 15 members of the opposite sex the night before your final and bombed it because the answer to #2 was not "I puked so much 3 hours ago," you can bet that your car will have a few flat tires when you get back from business at ASU. In addition, I'd like to add that every time this happens to me, I take a step back and look at my parking job, ironically I'm always inside the lines.
On a different note, here is the winner of the best spam subject line from last week:
"Do you give her enough 413143b?"
Parking isn't bad enough at ASU with the high prices ($150 & up) just to leave your car on some asphault and the 15 minute walk to wherever you have to go in the 120 degree death heat. But there is an unnecessary evil lurking in the parking lots. I'm talking about the assholes that leave nasty letters under the windshield wipers of yours and mine car. So if you are one of these assholes, I'd like to point out a few smidgets of information that you may not have thought about. 1) You are stupid to think that I even read these anymore, you cannot hurt my feelings when your paper is crumpled up on the ground. 2) You are littering. I believe this illegal activity is a $500 fine if you are caught and I surely hope you are one day. 3 and most important) Do you actually think I am the first person in the fucking parking lot in the morning? Because if I was, you could blame me for my retarded parking job. However, I was smack dab in the middle of the 2 cars to the side and the car in front of me. So if you can't get into the spot next to me, its not my fucking fault. Maybe you should buy a smaller car since you obviously have problems with the parking jobs. If I ever catch you littering on my car again just because you got drunk with 15 members of the opposite sex the night before your final and bombed it because the answer to #2 was not "I puked so much 3 hours ago," you can bet that your car will have a few flat tires when you get back from business at ASU. In addition, I'd like to add that every time this happens to me, I take a step back and look at my parking job, ironically I'm always inside the lines.
On a different note, here is the winner of the best spam subject line from last week:
"Do you give her enough 413143b?"
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