The Inner Workings of a Very Complicated Cheeze.

Monday, May 10, 2004

Got home late last night from Mike's house, took off my shoes, and started to walk upstairs to my room. Turned around to talk to roommates and felt something bite me on my toe. Looked down and saw an ant so I kicked him off and proceeded to give him the worst beat-down ever in life. That's when I noticed at least 200 of his friends next to my foot. Ugh, so tired and not wanting to deal with this. Miguel was nice enough to drive us all to Albertsons to get insect killer which is strategically in the same aisle as the other poisons and children's toys. We barely made it before 1am, because before leaving the house we had to get all the cats and food and water into my room and put the rats in a reptile tank donated by Nick. Went back home, proceeded thru the mass murder of ants, and then eventually went to bed. Tonight is gonna be fun, cleaning the rat cage (which is where the ants were going) and the carpet from the ant poison so that it doesn't hurt any of the pets. I think I'll use the garden hose on one of em, I'll let you think about which one though.

This brings me to my next point, I have a new roomy. He is Nick. He loves kitties, games, and the internet. Whee! He's fun to talk to and the best part is that Mike is cool with another guy in the house. Miguel is happy because he wanted another guy after having to deal with massive amounts of Aileen's feminine products all over the place.

I have a job interview on Thursday with the Autism Research Center downtown. They are starting up a new research project this summer and need more people. I have all my fingers crossed.

Today was the deadline for me to register with Arizona's job finder service and I completely forgot because of dealing with those stupid ants. On top of that, Nathan at work came up to me today to tell me of a new rule by student employment. Non-degree grad students have to take classes during the summer or they aren't allowed to work. So unless I fork over a few hundred dollars to the man, I lose this job too. This is because they are working on a new system in student employment that tracks VISAS. How this pertains to a US Citizen just trying to get by is beyond me but its all due to the fucking stupid Homeland Security Act. If I haven't said it before, I hate that fucking bastard known as Baby Bush. So now, he is forcing people out of jobs just because he has this notion that terrorists are everywhere and once we destroy all the little countries we'll be ok....and I think I saw Anthrax in my laundry detergent the other day. But if I loose my job, I'll have to stick with the Anthrax-ridden detergent as I cannot afford any other. For all the stupid people that found my blog by typing "I love big green monster trucks" into a search engine, those last few sentences were heavily injected with sarcasm.

I think that if I didn't have a most wonderful weekend with Mike, that I'm sure I would be purchasing a flame thrower about now so that I could at least go to jail after having some fun instead of trying to fit my belongings into a cardboard box once my house is repossessed because everybody is such a dick to me in my endeavors to stay employed.

Whee!!

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