I accidently ingested styrofoam this morning. I wonder what super power I'll develop. I hope it's telekinesis because I sure don't feel like getting up to turn the lightswitch a lot of the time.
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Monday, June 12, 2006
Angela messaged me about a month ago stating that I needed to write something happy as the latest post so here it is:
In early May, I broke a Tempe parking meter with my BARE HANDS! [thinking of the movie Cool Hand Luke about now aren't you...well I was] I had to take a consumer (if anyone doesn't know, I work at ValueOptions as a case manager) to the Tempe Section 8 Housing office to get her signed up. No one told me the fucking office is directly downtown on Mill Ave which requires money to park. I have recently started putting all my change in a bowl when I get home and so only had a dime on me (I had a few dollars but no change). I put this dime in and it gave me 8 minutes. My consumer was gracious enough to lend me her only nickel which I also put in the meter. Nothing happened. This made me angry. I could tell it just hadn't gone down the chute all the way so I started to hit it to unjam it. Similar to when the vending machine screws you over and that little $2 package of fritos is dangling from the silver round thing and gaping over empty space to touch the plexi glass that shouldn't be so damn close. After a few good hits it starts flashing "FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL." I just start laughing my ass off. No need to pay now. You wouldn't like me when I'm "frustrated" heh.
Oh yeah, and I was hired on as a full employee, I'm no longer a temp. On April 17th after my orientation to benefits class, I was skipping around the hallways stating that I felt like pinnochio...."I'm a real employee now!" They also gave me a key to the building....pfft, time to go a little crazy! My benefits start just in time for the gaming convention at the end of July (Phx Con Games)...I have already taken off those days + a recovery day on the Monday afterwards...oh yeah, 20 hours of gaming per day for 4 days straight - that is so hot. Incidently, my office laughed at me when I said why I needed those days off. But in a nice way. :P
In early May, I broke a Tempe parking meter with my BARE HANDS! [thinking of the movie Cool Hand Luke about now aren't you...well I was] I had to take a consumer (if anyone doesn't know, I work at ValueOptions as a case manager) to the Tempe Section 8 Housing office to get her signed up. No one told me the fucking office is directly downtown on Mill Ave which requires money to park. I have recently started putting all my change in a bowl when I get home and so only had a dime on me (I had a few dollars but no change). I put this dime in and it gave me 8 minutes. My consumer was gracious enough to lend me her only nickel which I also put in the meter. Nothing happened. This made me angry. I could tell it just hadn't gone down the chute all the way so I started to hit it to unjam it. Similar to when the vending machine screws you over and that little $2 package of fritos is dangling from the silver round thing and gaping over empty space to touch the plexi glass that shouldn't be so damn close. After a few good hits it starts flashing "FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL." I just start laughing my ass off. No need to pay now. You wouldn't like me when I'm "frustrated" heh.
Oh yeah, and I was hired on as a full employee, I'm no longer a temp. On April 17th after my orientation to benefits class, I was skipping around the hallways stating that I felt like pinnochio...."I'm a real employee now!" They also gave me a key to the building....pfft, time to go a little crazy! My benefits start just in time for the gaming convention at the end of July (Phx Con Games)...I have already taken off those days + a recovery day on the Monday afterwards...oh yeah, 20 hours of gaming per day for 4 days straight - that is so hot. Incidently, my office laughed at me when I said why I needed those days off. But in a nice way. :P
