Jason says that he wished he got my sporn emails because mine are funnier than his. So in the interest of entertaining everyone, here are my favorite subject lines out of today's 93 new emails:
1) "Stupid girl tasting horse"
2) "Turn your spud into a stud" - I get a few of these per week
3) "Passions in the Farm"
Now we can all benefit from ASU selling my email addy! Expect more later, they just keep on coming!
Its been an ok day so far. Ever see a movie where at some point a bus of hot chicks in bikinis pulls up to 2 guys and want them to come with them on their bikini tour? Didn't think it actually happens though right? Well it doesn't. BUT...I had a similar experience today. I was walking across the ASU campus going to work and this bus pulls up to me, a guy hangs out the door holding two SOBEs and says "do you want a SOBE?" That is when I looked at the bus and it was covered in painted green lizards with "SOBE" written on the side. I asked which one and he said either so I picked the non-opaque one, I seem to not like all the opaque flavors. And then the bus kept going. I was pretty dumbfounded, but happy nonetheless. It totally made up for the irritating wait of the 69 car train that kept me from getting to school...I'd like to punch whoever thought it was a good idea to put an active train track on the busiest streets that lead to the biggest university in the state...and yes, I did count the number of cars, I had nothing better to do.
I think I may be starting to like the weekdays more than the weekends...which is scary. With the exception of last Sunday, the last 2 weekends have been pretty crummy. Me and Mike saw a lot of movies and ate at good food places but something was lacking and I can't put my finger on it. But last Sunday was great. Chris invited us over to his mom's house for a wonderful Easter lunch. Then he and Ryan were nice enough to come with me and Mike to put room for rent flyers all over MCC. Afterwards me and Mike did homework and then went back to his house and started up a new PS2 game that Jason lent me called "Jak and Daxter." It was so fun that I didnt even touch the food Mike put in front of me til he asked the second time in about 10 minutes if I would eat at least a few bites. I did open the Citrus Drop without him having to remind me of that. We must have played for about 3.5 hours and I was so tired when I went home I could barely see straight. We will continue the game tomorrow night after Mike gets out of Latin class - I cannot wait.
I also loaded up on the reduced price left-over Easter candy. Two large bag fulls for only $12! Its not all for me, some of it is for Mike, some is for the rats and some is for you if you can solve the puzzle in this picture: http://www.public.asu.edu/~bob1wzrd/pictures/hashiparty3-13-04/ and then click on "870.jpg". Ah the power of blackmail material - but what fun is it when you are compelled by the guilty party to take it down? Ehhh!
I still need a roommate! You can have Easter candy! Please?!?!
Oh, and Chris, if you are reading this you are a pervert! Pretending you are assleep on the couch is just dirty. You owe me $10 now.
FYI: I'm having a LAN party on Saturday the 24th starting at 5pm. It will be fun and so you must come. That's all I can think of right now.
1) "Stupid girl tasting horse"
2) "Turn your spud into a stud" - I get a few of these per week
3) "Passions in the Farm"
Now we can all benefit from ASU selling my email addy! Expect more later, they just keep on coming!
Its been an ok day so far. Ever see a movie where at some point a bus of hot chicks in bikinis pulls up to 2 guys and want them to come with them on their bikini tour? Didn't think it actually happens though right? Well it doesn't. BUT...I had a similar experience today. I was walking across the ASU campus going to work and this bus pulls up to me, a guy hangs out the door holding two SOBEs and says "do you want a SOBE?" That is when I looked at the bus and it was covered in painted green lizards with "SOBE" written on the side. I asked which one and he said either so I picked the non-opaque one, I seem to not like all the opaque flavors. And then the bus kept going. I was pretty dumbfounded, but happy nonetheless. It totally made up for the irritating wait of the 69 car train that kept me from getting to school...I'd like to punch whoever thought it was a good idea to put an active train track on the busiest streets that lead to the biggest university in the state...and yes, I did count the number of cars, I had nothing better to do.
I think I may be starting to like the weekdays more than the weekends...which is scary. With the exception of last Sunday, the last 2 weekends have been pretty crummy. Me and Mike saw a lot of movies and ate at good food places but something was lacking and I can't put my finger on it. But last Sunday was great. Chris invited us over to his mom's house for a wonderful Easter lunch. Then he and Ryan were nice enough to come with me and Mike to put room for rent flyers all over MCC. Afterwards me and Mike did homework and then went back to his house and started up a new PS2 game that Jason lent me called "Jak and Daxter." It was so fun that I didnt even touch the food Mike put in front of me til he asked the second time in about 10 minutes if I would eat at least a few bites. I did open the Citrus Drop without him having to remind me of that. We must have played for about 3.5 hours and I was so tired when I went home I could barely see straight. We will continue the game tomorrow night after Mike gets out of Latin class - I cannot wait.
I also loaded up on the reduced price left-over Easter candy. Two large bag fulls for only $12! Its not all for me, some of it is for Mike, some is for the rats and some is for you if you can solve the puzzle in this picture: http://www.public.asu.edu/~bob1wzrd/pictures/hashiparty3-13-04/ and then click on "870.jpg". Ah the power of blackmail material - but what fun is it when you are compelled by the guilty party to take it down? Ehhh!
I still need a roommate! You can have Easter candy! Please?!?!
Oh, and Chris, if you are reading this you are a pervert! Pretending you are assleep on the couch is just dirty. You owe me $10 now.
FYI: I'm having a LAN party on Saturday the 24th starting at 5pm. It will be fun and so you must come. That's all I can think of right now.
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