Here are some of the oddities in the last week of my life:

1) I walked past a coworker as she was staring at her computer screen and says " I wish I had a drug problem, this would be so much less boring."

2) Conversation between Toby and I last night:
Me: If I gave you a mellon baller could you get rid of my uterus, it's hurting.
Toby: I don't think so, we'd need something bigger, like a toilet plunger.
Me: Are you calling me fat?


3) Angela to me over IM: "I need to poop but im out of origami paper. I like to make cranes."