In the last 2 days, I have learned the following lessons:
1) What you learned in driver's ED when you were 15 is true, you can hydroplane even when the ground barely looks damp. I am ok, was only going 40mph....I did not panic and remembered to pump the brakes.
2) The nice police officer who stopped to see if I needed help when I blew my tire on the 202 told me that he often receives calls stating that people are "driving crazy and trying to kill themselves" on this freeway (after I told him I work for ValueOptions). I told them that doesn't suprise me after the things I've seen and stories I've heard about.
3) Do not mess with Toby's car's seatbelts! They will make you punch yourself in the face and split your own lip.
4) When you are hungry, everything looks like food. There is a collage at work and I thought the word "friendship" said "fried shrimp." I'm glad no one was around when I was standing there saying "mmmm, fried shrimp."
5) Buying the Bushisms calendar was a bad idea. I feel more dumb everyday reading it and knowing that logical human beings actually voted for this man. Oh and I mean voted, not just voted him into office. He is a monkey! And not even an articulate speaking one at that. Jan 31st quote: "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." Didn't past presidents have people to write their speeches for them? I could write better crap in 4th grade. He reminds me of Biff from Back to the Future. America, what a country!
1) What you learned in driver's ED when you were 15 is true, you can hydroplane even when the ground barely looks damp. I am ok, was only going 40mph....I did not panic and remembered to pump the brakes.
2) The nice police officer who stopped to see if I needed help when I blew my tire on the 202 told me that he often receives calls stating that people are "driving crazy and trying to kill themselves" on this freeway (after I told him I work for ValueOptions). I told them that doesn't suprise me after the things I've seen and stories I've heard about.
3) Do not mess with Toby's car's seatbelts! They will make you punch yourself in the face and split your own lip.
4) When you are hungry, everything looks like food. There is a collage at work and I thought the word "friendship" said "fried shrimp." I'm glad no one was around when I was standing there saying "mmmm, fried shrimp."
5) Buying the Bushisms calendar was a bad idea. I feel more dumb everyday reading it and knowing that logical human beings actually voted for this man. Oh and I mean voted, not just voted him into office. He is a monkey! And not even an articulate speaking one at that. Jan 31st quote: "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." Didn't past presidents have people to write their speeches for them? I could write better crap in 4th grade. He reminds me of Biff from Back to the Future. America, what a country!
