This is a true story:

Last Saturday I made a midnight run to the store because I was jonesing for some cookies. As I stood in the bakery looking at the cookies I wanted, I had a sudden guilt pain in my gut. I knew full well that I shouldn't be eating a whole thing of cookies late at night. I thought, "if God didn't want me eating these cookies, I'd see a sign." Then I saw the sign... and it said "2 packages for $5." I bought the cookies.