The Inner Workings of a Very Complicated Cheeze.

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

I created life last night...in a small tank! My sea-monkeys hatched instantly and settled into their new existance in a tank on my desk. I wonder if it'll be like that episode of South Park where the life forms erected statues in the honor of their creators and eventually had thermonuclear war. Well, we'll see anyway.

Oh God, I have been awake for almost 3 hours and its only 8:42 in the morning! Yesterday my day started at a fresh butt crack of dawn time of 5:50AM! 2 more days, 2 more days, I can do it. I WILL do it! All to pay off my fucking Structue 5 parking pass which cost a whopping $225. This allows me to 1) put my car on some cement 2) let ASU fuck me because I need to drive to campus. At least I didn't get stuck with lot 59. I've managed to avoid this lot thru my entire ASU career as a student.

AVP (Alien vs Predator) comes out this Friday. I am not sure if I will be wisked away to that or not. Why can't people make plans more than 24 hours in advance? Why can't we play FF:CC for 10 hours straight? Why the fuck are there so many people in the lab at 7:30am when school isn't even in session? I remember on Veteran's Day a few years ago when a guy and his friend needed to finish a project that was due the next day, we were the only lab open because of the holiday, the line for people waiting to use the computers was almost out the door, the team rooms were full, and we closed in an hour. He asked me half jokingly what he was suppose to do because by the time he would get through the line and get a computer it would be almost closing time. In front of my new boss, Aaron (who, incidently peed in my crappy neighbor's yard at my last shindig), I said, "well, you can wait in line, go to the store and buy a computer because they aren't that expensive, or you can use mine at home for $20 an hour after I get off work." Oh that felt good. After the guys left to go wait in line and Aaron regained speech control from having his jaw drop down, he said, "I can't believe you just said that to him!" I replied, "What? He asked." Good times, good times. Nowadays all I get is: "how do you work the stapler?" and then there are those people who ask for help and then tell me I'm wrong when I suggest how to fix it.

I thought of a new idea today for any of you going into a position of power in the political world. The state of Arizona should issue vouchers for people driving in cars with no air conditioning, whether it isn't a "feature" (how AC is not standard, I don't understand) or its broken and you can't afford to fix it. These vouchers will either go to the mechanic to fix the AC or towards the purchase of a vehicle that has AC. Its really dangerous out there these days...if you get stuck in a 2 hour traffic jam at 1pm you could easily get heat stroke. Or we could all be issued air conditioned space suits so when we walk to and from our classes and cars, we won't melt.

Saw The Village and Catwoman this past weekend, both were good, but I was a little angry at the marketing agency that promoted The Village. While it was a very good and entertaining movie, it wasn't at all like what the trailers and commercials made it out to be. Catwoman was more in the style of the Catwoman comic books and no, there is no Gotham or Batman which is probably where most people who don't like this movie are mentally stuck at. I enjoyed it a lot even though by far Michelle Pfiefer's Catwoman character was much much better, but then again, probably because it is the traditional Catwoman. I was glad to see an alternate dimension of sorts with the movie because its interesting to pick up the comics that aren't by DC and see what concoction that author has cooked up for the feline heroine. Spike Lee's version was pretty wacky and interesting, too bad he only made 1 book.

Dare I say I almost feel awake? I think its time to do some photoshop work. Been working on my current project for 7 hours since Friday and counting...this is quite possibly my chef d'oeuvre of digital art.

Hunger

Comfort

Hygiene

Energy

Fun

Social

Bladder

Room

alarm @ 5:50am!

Reach for the lasers with Antic's Sims-ulator!